Newspaper Blackout Horoscopes for December 2011 by Austin Kleon
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He make my pussy sing Ahhhhh
Like it’s Mozart
He say the pussy pretty
It look like show art
He say who pussy is it
And I say yours
And when he spank this
I make that pussy fart
I’m such an actress
Melissa Joan Hart
I love Nicki Minaj like any self-respecting suburban white girl should, but these have gotta be some of the dumbest fucking lyrics I’ve ever heard in my life.
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Run The Heart (Bassnectar Remix) | Sleigh Bells
Jenny Lewis, backstage at Battery Park, NYC, July 4th 2009.
“I honestly don’t know if that’s poop or not!” - Makenzie Champion, pointing to a dark smudge on her leg.
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